when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors
this is how I would doctor
Man, I love donuts.
those jelly-filled donuts sure look absolutely delicious!
Nothing beats a good jelly-filled donut!
I’m on mobile what is this
im not even sure if this is a joke or if you seriously dont know this is sushi and im confused
No, they’re donuts. What the hell are you on about.
Delicious jelly-filled donuts that resemble sandwiches.
Man these are the best donuts ever!
together at last
excuse me i have something important 2 add
the unholy trinity
I hope that spiderman was daniel radcliffe
I JUST SHOWED THIS TO MY PARTNER AND HE WAS DANCING AND THEN IT HIT THE WORDS AND HE YELLED FUCK YOU AND THREW HIS COMPUTER CORD ON THE COUCH AND THEN STOMPED AWAY HELP
I legitimately cracked the fuck up when the lyrics hit
Admit it, the first thing we’d all do if we woke up gender swapped is masturbate.
I would pay money and make popcorn just to watch some of the men I’ve known in my life masturbate after being genderswapped. Not for any erotic reasons, just to see if they could even figure out how.
"wait, so which hole- what the hell- how do- *breaks down crying*"
"OW THAT DOESN’T FEEL GOOD!"
"You think?" *Eats popcorn*
I can seriously imagine Albus and James swapping chocolate frog cards and all their friends are like ‘OMG THE BOY WHO LIVED GUYS’ and they don’t even bat an eyelid ‘Yeah got the real one at home bit of a tosser really’
bit of a tosser really
500% DONE WITH THIS FANDOM
Pursuit of happiness